Captain Long John Pirate Costume
Sale!Product # FO64232
- Pants w/ attached boot tops
- Exceptional manhood
Um, sir? Your...um...fly is down? Show them what a real man looks like this Halloween with this adult humor Captain Long John pirate costume. The polyester brown jacket has gold buttons and accents down the front. It has a faded pattern for an authentic pirate look. It also has black cuffs with white accents on the sleeves, as well as a black collar. The front of the jacket opens only up to the waist, but it velcros in back. The tricorn hat has the same pattern as the jacket and black ties on the inside. The black belt has gold fringe and says "Captain John Longfellow." It ties around back and also has extra red-black striped pieces that hang loosely. The pants have vertical red and black stripes and an elastic waistband. They also have attached black boot covers with elastic bands underneath. Finally, this costume includes a soft, flesh-colored "exceptional manhood" piece measuring a massive 19" long. It includes white elastic straps so you can wear it comfortably under the jacket. Live large this Halloween with this funny mens costume.